Swiffer-dior

a humorous mashup name combining a cleaning brand with high fashion

<p><strong>Swiffer-dior</strong> is a delightfully absurd pet name that mashes up the Swiffer cleaning brand with the luxury fashion house Dior. The contrast is the entire joke — and it is a very good joke.</p><p>This name belongs to a dog whose owner has a keen sense of irony and a penchant for naming their pet something that will make the vet laugh out loud.</p>