Garbanzo

Garbanzo is the Spanish word for chickpea, derived from Old Spanish garbanzo of uncertain further origin. As a pet name it is a wonderfully absurd food choice that doubles as a term of endearment.

Garbanzo is peak food-name comedy. Try saying it without smiling — it's nearly impossible. This round, cheerful legume name works brilliantly for a round, cheerful pet: a slightly plump beagle, a spherical Persian cat, or any animal whose main life goal is snacking. There's a Latin warmth to Garbanzo that makes it feel less like a joke and more like a genuine term of affection. You can't be in a bad mood when you're calling for Garbanzo.